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urinatings:

*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*

Double true for Moe’s stacks. It’s like playing Jenga with food.

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xnehemiahx:

kawaiixedge:

mega-milk-titty-monster:

coutois:

6 months in jail for being a responsible father.

god FUCKING dammit legal system

I thought this was going to be an onion post or
literallyunbelievable
but

what the actual fuck

xnehemiahx:

kawaiixedge:

mega-milk-titty-monster:

coutois:

6 months in jail for being a responsible father.

god FUCKING dammit legal system

I thought this was going to be an onion post or
literallyunbelievable
but

what the actual fuck

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whitedad:

what doesn’t kill you doesn’t kill you

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ughsocialjustice:

*logs onto tumblr*

*logs off*

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Yo.  If you’re thinking of posting something degrading about a gender or race, and would be upset if the gender/race was flipped, don’t post it.


Q
This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol
Anonymous
A

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know


dean-is-an-assbutt:

firegrowshigher:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

boopart:

WHAT!!!!

No
They can leap 36 feet
As in leap forward 36 feet
They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa



still one of my favorite posts on tumblr

dean-is-an-assbutt:

firegrowshigher:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

boopart:

WHAT!!!!

No

They can leap 36 feet

As in leap forward 36 feet

They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa

image

still one of my favorite posts on tumblr

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c0mf0rt-z0ne:

allthickwomen:

Get it?

this is great

c0mf0rt-z0ne:

allthickwomen:

Get it?

this is great

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